May love catch you by the throat and force your lips to break into a smile.
愿爱掐住你的脖子，逼你唇上绽出微笑。
May the files of logic be corrupted in your brain by a bug called LOVE.
愿你脑中的逻辑文件都被一个叫做“爱”的程序故障破坏掉。
May you unleash a storm of affection on your loved ones.
愿你将狂风暴雨般的情感倾注到你所爱的人身上。
May chocolates, candies and lovely treats bombard your family members, friends and dear ones.
愿你的家人、朋友和恋人被许多巧克力、糖果和爱的盛宴狂轰乱炸。
May romantic gifts lose their destination and find a way to your shack.
愿浪漫好礼迷失路途，从而来到你的小屋中。
May you be the first victim, if charms indeed can kill.
如果魅力真能杀死人，希望你是第一个受害者。
May you drown into the ocean of two beautiful eyes with none to save you.
愿你被一双美目的海洋淹没，而完全没有得救的可能。
May cupid arrest you and lock your finger with an engagement ring.
愿丘比特逮捕你，并用一枚订婚戒指锁住你的手指。
May you run like hell, but trip at the altar and watch your poor single status die a happy death.
愿你在不要命的奔逃中跌倒在祭坛上，于是眼睁睁看着你的单身生活幸福地死去。